1. Think of 10 short bits of interesting stuff about yourself. And they've gotta be true ( Read more... )

That was insane, and I am never doing it again.

Someone take note that Akasuna no Sasori, at 0704 hours on Monday morning decided he was never, ever going to "pop into" a ball ever again. Nevermind that my straitjacket was comfortable.

First to make a crazy joke gets a needle in the eye, and it won't be from me.

( PRIVATE: Unhackable )

So I hear there was some commotion on the lower level last night. Sasori, here, was asleep in bed and didn't notice ( Read more... )

First, and most important: I am not beautiful, nor do I enjoy being called such a thing. Got it? That word is going under my list of "things I never want to be called". Along with "dwarf" Wesker you ass, "midget" and "brat".

But, in regards to that, I'm going to be a Host. Sometime in the near future.

If I'm not, I'll get brain cancer and die. ( Read more... )

I decided I'm coming to work tomorrow.

So I'll need some reports, if you all would be so kind as to give them to me.

And I decided against the festivel.

Because it was a retarded idea.

( Private: Hard to hack//Screened from Wesker/Hojo/Grantz )